Singles’ Day Prank Chapter
The Princess kept crying out.
Demon King: Go ahead and shout, shout until your throat turns hoarse. No one will come to save you.
Princess: Until your throat turns hoarse, until your throat turns hoarse.
No one: Princess, I’m here to save you.
Demon King: Talk about Cao Cao, and Cao Cao will arrive.
Cao Cao: Why did you call me, Demon King?
Demon King: Wow! I’ve seen a ghost.
Ghost: Damn! I’ve been found.
Damn: Ghost, you can see me?
Demon King: Oh, my God!
God: Who called me?
Who: No one called you.
No one: When did I? You’re pretending to be garlic.1.
Garlic: Who’s trying to impersonate me?
Who: Talking about me again?! Are you guys looking for trouble?
Trouble: Which of you is looking for me?
Which of you: Looking for you? Not me, there’s quite a few people here too.
Quite a few people: I just got here tsk… You’re Who?
Which of you: I’m not Who.
Who: He can’t be me.
Princess: Everyone is here to save me?
Everyone is: I’m not here to save you, I’m here for a look at mayhem.
Mayhem: What have I got that’s worth looking at?
God: It’s none of my business, I’ll be on my way.
Demon King: Answer one more question before you go, why are there so many people trying to save the Princess? As the Demon King, how am I supposed to continue to act like this?
This: Instead of being a proper Demon King, why are you trying to act like me?
Princess: If no one’s going to be playing as the Demon King, then I will leave.
No One: If I am playing as the Demon King, how could I let you leave?
How Could: I wouldn’t let the princess leave, I want to watch the mayhem.
Mayhem: Watch me do what?
What: You actually want to do me? Scoundrel!
You actually: When did I have those intentions?
I: What’s that got to do with me?
Demon King: Frick! I’m going to go crazy!
Frick: What are you calling me for!
Gone Crazy: What do you want me for?
You Want Me: I don’t know anything!
Everything I’m not: How should I know!
How Should I Know: I’m here! Did someone call me?
Someone: I didn’t call you!
I didn’t: Who called him?
Who: Stop blaming me I didn’t.
I didn’t: I didn’t blame you.
You: I knew you didn’t have the courage.
I knew you: Who said I didn’t have the courage!?
Who: Please, I said nothing!
I said nothing: What do you want me to say?
Everything I’m not: Aren’t you my long lost brother!
My long lost brother: Frick, how was I called when my name is so long?
Who: I need to leave this place of danger.
Danger: So this was my place!
Everything I’m not & Don’t: You guys be quiet ala2 is talking ah.
You guys be quiet ala: I wasn’t talking!
I wasn’t: I wasn’t even talking!
I said nothing: -_-” Come on, let’s go outside and talk there.
Come on: People are embarrassed (bashful)
Everything I’m not: It’s none of your goddamn business, go away! (two brothers went out in anger)
It’s none of your goddamn business: *whimper* Why chase me away?
Why: I didn’t want to chase you away. Be good, don’t cry.
I didn’t: Oi, what does it have to do with me?
What does it have to do with me: What? Did someone call me?
Someone: Who wants to call you ah
Who: I really need to go T.T
Go: Aiya, I’m really embarrassed la *V.V* (‘Who’ couldn’t endure it anymore and fell down)
It’s none of your goddamn business: Aren’t you my cousin?
What’s that got to do with me: Older cousin, long time no see.
Long time: Aren’t I here?
Demon King: Do you guys have no end?
Have no end: Oh, he does not have me.
Them: I really do not have him.
I really: Who said that?
Who: What did you call me for?
Ma: You actually want to do me?
You: I won’t do him!
I really: Who says I won’t?
Who: Injustice! I did not say that……
Say: What did you call me for?
Me: Both of you really don’t want to give me face!
Both of you: I want! I want some!
Face: Who wants me?
Who: I don’t want ah
Demon King: Faster, continue speaking and I will oust all of you people
People: Oust me? You’re looking for a beating.
A beating: Who’s looking for me?
Who: Aaaaaaa! Don’t mention my name again, or I’ll beat him!
Him: Don’t beat me.
Me: Who wants to beat me?
Who: I finally caught one, charge…
One: Don’t catch me.
Me: I had enough too. Whoever mentions my name again, I definitely won’t let you go.
Who(Whoever): Look at my 18 Dragon Subduing Palms!
Me: Look at my Jiu Yin White Bone Claw!
18 Dragon Subduing Palms: What’s there to look in me?
Jiu Yin White Bone Claw: What’s there to look in me?
What’s there to look: Brother, I finally found you!
What’s there to look: Bro, let’s go out to chat.
Demon King: What a family reunion.
Since then, the Demon King has gone crazy.
Happy Singles Day (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧