Wife, You Can't Run After Eating - Chapter 18
I want you! I’ll marry you and make you my wife?
No. She, Feng Zhiyao, didn’t need this type of commitment!
So, such a statement went in one ear and straight out the other!
Maybe it was because her knot1 was too tight, but he suddenly ripped apart her moon-white dress, proving beyond a doubt Ye Weiyang’s rabid enthusiasm.
Throttled by the strong medicinal effect, Ye Weiyang hugged Feng Zhiyao tightly and moved them towards the wooden, pear-blossom-embroidered couch. They both fell back on the couch and with the wave of Ye Weiyang’s hand, a gentle wind drew the light purple veil shut.
Feng Zhiyao saw how her partner’s large hands were hardly behaving decently. Not to be outdone, she used her own slender hands to pull off one of his python belts…
Since coming out of his mother’s womb, this was the first time that Ye Weiyang did this kind of thing, causing his actions to be a bit rough. When he heard Feng Zhiyao’s tender voice cry out in discomfort, he paused momentarily and assuaged, “Yao’er, I’m sorry. I’ll be gentler!”
When Feng Zhiyao heard him say that, she felt a warmness flow into her heart. He knew how to cherish and pamper jade2. With a light smile, her eyes twinkled slightly in reply. As she felt his movements become softer, she gradually became more relaxed.
Still, she didn’t want to be surpassed by him, so she trailed her white, flawless hands up and down Ye Weiyang’s smooth and beautiful body.
This was strange. Wasn’t the body that she was transmigrated into supposed to be unfaithful and was going to be divorced by Prince Qi?
“Yao’er, you’re the first woman I’ve ever had!” That Ye Weiyang’s kissing skills went from a novice to a master in a matter of moments was enough to prove that his words were true.
No wonder, he was only kissing her. His little Weiyang found the wrong place to attack and even needed her to direct it!
Thinking so, Feng Zhiyao gritted her teeth in pain. Who said she wasn’t chaste? It’s so fucking painful to fuck! As it turns out, she was still a virgin!
What kinda bullshit is that3 !?
When she finds the person who slandered her innocence, she will make sure to give them a good beating!
“Don’t worry, Yao’er. I will marry you in this lifetime!” Even if she was the Prime Minister’s daughter, when Ye Weiyang looked down at the white bed sheets to the sight of blossoming spots of red, his expression became swamped with euphoric pleasure.
There he goes again. Why does he keep promising this to her! She doesn’t need these types of promises!
Oh well, he is a person from ancient times. Even if she told him this, he wouldn’t understand her. Besides, her body was in extreme pain, and it felt like she had been run over by a tank. At the moment, her body was so rigid that she didn’t want to move.
For the first time in her life, she became a dead fish4 in this wondrous moment!
“Yao’er, I feel more comfortable now! I don’t have the previously intense desire of… of wanting you anymore! But I… I still want to do that… I miss that… that… what we did just now… ” Ye Weiyang sputtered out incoherently in a fluster, before embracing Feng Zhiyao’s soft body towards him.
“You— you want to— to go on… I— I’m going to sleep… Zzzz… ” Feng Zhiyao almost exploded after hearing those words. What about being more comfortable? He was already very very comfortable. The nerve of him! He even wants to go for a few more rounds. Did he think she was some sort of invincible concubine?
Sweat! Sweat! Genghis Khan5 ! Sleepiness came at just the right time, so she should go to sleep!
“Yao’er…” Ye Weiyang saw his partner suddenly snoring loudly, sound asleep. Suddenly, he became speechless and saw his small Weiyang had risen up again. His face appeared to be troubled with black lines. He…What was he going to do now?
It was morning by the time she woke up. The brilliant sunshine from outside pierced through the window lattices, and light poured into the room.
Feng Zhiyao wanted to turn over to the side, but she felt a small, porcelain-bottle-like thing near her petite buttocks. Out of reflex, she grabbed it and tried to throw it off the couch.
“Ah, Yao’er. Are you trying to kill your husband?” Ye Weiyang slapped away her delicate hand while in pain.
“My… my husband? You? Aren’t you my personal bodyguard? You… why are you sleeping right next to me?” Feng Zhiyao sleepily looked at him. Then, she went into shock after processing what he had just said and started to play dumb.
When Ye Weiyang heard Feng Zhiyao’s words, the corner of his lips twitched unhappily. Wasn’t she the one who wanted him to sleep next to her? She gave him that weird medicine after all.
“Yao’er? Wife? Did you really forget how you ate me last night?” Ye Weiyang asked while looking at her Begonia-like face with gritted teeth. Damn it, this woman has really strong hands. She better not break his little Weiyang!
“Is… is that so?” Oh, of course she remembers. Last night, she was the one who put the Chunyao6 in his green bean shaved ice. Then, he became influenced by the medicine, and they both went up to Wushan7 !
“Yes!” Ye Weiyang nodded his head affirmatively.
Feng Zhiyao squinted at him from under the silken brocade quilt. He had the perfect figure with the wide shoulders and a narrow waist. It was like the golden ratio. Ah, she really scored it big last night. However, the pain made her slap him multiple times and kick his meatstick.
When she moved, the silk brocade quietly dropped off of her body, slipping down to the tops of her breasts. When Ye Weiyang saw her crystal, baby-like skin, he swallowed, his Adam’s apple bobbing up and down unconsciously.
“Yao’er, you’re so cruel. Last night, you were so charming and seductive. Now, you’re as fierce as a dominatrix!” The difference in treatment made Ye Weiyang furrow his brows. He thought: after he married her, would he have to be kicked like this every morning?
“Hey! Who are you calling a dominatrix? If you have the guts, say it again!” Feng Zhiyao simply kicked him again, even harder this time.
“Wife… wife… I… I wouldn’t dare to do it again…” Ye Weiyang remembered his Master telling him to listen to Yao’er’s orders. Now that Yao’er was his woman, he should have the right to call her his wife.
“Does it hurt?” She asked. He just got kicked by her. ‘Does it hurt’ indeed.
“It doesn’t hurt! Because you’re my wife!” His beautiful, deep eyes gazed at her while his lips broke into a pampering smile.
Feng Zhiyao didn’t expect that Ye Weiyang would beg her for mercy and then call her his wife right after!
When she heard him say this, her bright, starry eyes flashed, wondering whether she was too harsh just now. She felt a little guilty at that moment.
“Ye Weiyang, don’t call me your wife! Because I won’t marry you!” Feng Zhiyao immediately came back to her senses and swung her arms while correcting him.
“Wife, do you dislike my status?” Ye Weiyang slightly raised his head and saw a sight that would have made people nosebleed. A exquisite and graceful body, delicate skin, and a pair of lotus root arms dancing in the air. Very sexy. Ah. Shouldn’t it be a crime for this girl to be so tempting?
“I already told you. Don’t call me wife! Why are you still shouting?” Feng Zhiyao glided off the embroidered couch and found a clean set of clothes from the wardrobe to put on.
“Why are you still looking at me? Hurry and get up! Have you already forgotten your Master’s orders?” She remembered that the old man, Ye Canghai, asked his disciple here to listen to her instructions. Thus, she frowned and ordered him to immediately get up.
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Thank you Qinmumu Xiyu for sending fresh flowers. O（∩_∩）O~
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Thank you guys for reading! Sadly my original editor can’t help out anymore :(, so it will be a different one. You can buy me a coffee if you want to support me! For this chapter it was Editor: DysfunctionalTurret and translator: potatojesus234
1.Ancient Chinese clothes that the women wore usually had knots not buttons.
2. This was from the part of her name that means jade. In this context, it means he knew how to cherish her.
3. 坑爹的 is an insult that my editor helped out with :).
4. Dead fish means she was lying flat on the bed and was unresponsive during s*x.
5. This phrase 汗！暴汗！成吉思汗 was a pun, but I don’t really know where she was going with that.
6. Chunyao was the medicine’s name.
7. Wushan in this context may refer to climaxing because people often say stuff like they went to heaven or somewhere that’s high in height when they describe climaxing. Wushan is a mountain region.
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