Relaxed VRMMO Log - Chapter 9

「You fucking s— 」

「Yo, Tanaka! 」

「Haa? What the hell are you doing? 」

「Don’t be stupid, c’mere. 」

「You’ve got to be kidding me… 」

「Let’s-have-a-talk! 」

「Wait… 」

「Follow us. 」

 

While I was having trouble deciding what to do, a bunch of players appeared and quickly surrounded the man and took him away into an alleyway. I couldn’t say anything about such obvious tactics and had to look away in disbelief.

 

 

「Shu~ 」

「What the hell was that? 」

 

Since no one would give me an answer as I stood there, I decided to go back to the workshop quickly. The stares around me were warm. Ha, embarrassing…

 

 

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Now, let’s make an apple pie. I’ll try to erase what happened earlier from my memory.

When we returned to the work station, Rig and I settled in the corner and took out the beginner’s cooking set and the ingredients. Any missing tools can be borrowed from the storage box.

 

 

「Let’s start out with the pie crust. 」

 

Cut 50g of butter into 1.5 cm cubes and place in a bowl. Normally, we need to chill it out, but you can omit some in-game steps. Fill a wooden cup with water, weigh 100 grams of starch, add butter and a little sugar and mix it in a wooden bowl.

Mashing the flour and the butter by rubbing them together… since it’s a game, it’s physical labour that can be done. Add the right amount of water and mix as hard as you can until it’s all combined. It’s OK if it’s still a little powdery.

 

 

「As my level of cooking skills increased, I’m not going to screw up by making crappy food. 」

「Shu? 」

「No, it’s nothing. 」

 

I had a dry smile on my face when I found a tart mould made from an unfamiliar material, and I started spreading the dough on it. The last step is to make a mesh pattern, thus keeping a little dough leftover.

Peeling and slicing the apples into eight pieces, cut them into 7mm quarter slices. Toss the sliced apples into the pot, add about 8 tbsp sugar to the water and put on high heat. When the water evaporates and is cooked to your liking, reduce the heat.

Extract 5 tbsp of broth, mix well with 1 tbsp of slime starch and then return it to the pot.

Good job, starch. When the mixture has thickened, add 1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon from the spice set, turn off the heat and let it cool completely.

Arrange the candied apples in the dough you just made. The filling is such a fancy name.

Make a mesh pattern with the leftover dough and press down firmly on the edges. Unfortunately, no shiny because we have no beaten eggs.

Bake it for 35 minutes in a 200-degree oven, and voila, your apple pie is ready. It’s delish.

 

 

【Soft-sweet Apple Pie】

Freshly baked apple pie with a crunchy crust, crispy apples, and sweet flavouring is a must. Fullness restored. Maximum satisfaction.

 

 

A sweet aroma was wafting through the air while it was cooking, but when it was removed from the oven, a stronger aroma permeated the air. Cut it into six equal parts and wrap four of them in wrapping paper and put them in my inventory.

I was planning on tasting the rest with Rig…

 

 

「Um, do you want some? 」

「「You sure?! 」」

 

I couldn’t help but notice the woman and man who were using the work station next to us were staring at us, so I called them out.

The bite was amazing and they were delighted to eat the apple pie. I mean, I’m drooling.

Me and Rig’s sample portion is gone, but I hope I got the seal of approval. And there’s more.

After I refuse their attempts to pay, I open the PT chat screen. It’s been quite a while since we split up, and it’s about time we met up.

 

 

Tsugumi: The production I wanted to do is done! Should I come over?

Hibari: W-we want to go back to the town but Mii-chan… Even if her weapon is damaged, she still hits the monsters with her bare hands w

Tsugumi: …She’s having fun. Maybe

Hibari: Make me something that could make me catch up to Mii-chan, or something sweet—I want some too!

Tsugumi: I just made an apple pie. It’s freshly baked.

Hibari: All right! Hurry up, I want some apple pie~

Tsugumi: I’m going to wander around the square—

 

 

I disconnect from my chat with Hibari and leave the workshop with Rig. Of course, I finished cleaning up after myself.

It’s a little uncomfortable to stay in the workshop when you’re not doing anything. Shall I wander around until the girls arrive?

Yeah, but I have to be careful not to get into a fight again.

I blend in with the lines of adventurers heading to Fountain Plaza.

After half an hour browsing the NPC shops lined goods, the girls arrived.

 

 

「Tsugu-nii~! 」

「I heard you made apple pie. I’m looking forward to it. 」

「Yeah, they’ve been tasted and vouched for, so they should taste good. 」

「Ano, Tsugu-nii-sama, sorry for the wait. I’ve gone too far with the hunting… 」

「Don’t worry about it, Mii. If you’ve been looking forward to the game that much, how could you not? 」

 

When they found me, the three of them came running up to me.

Mii apologized, flattening her dog ears in a shy, bashful manner. She looked so cute, I couldn’t help but stroke her head with my hand, the one that wasn’t holding Rig.

 

Even though it’s in-game, Mii’s hair feels silky and comfortable to run through my fingers.

Chuckling at the wagging tail, I stopped stroking it and moved over to the bench.

No matter how much of an NPC’s shop it is, you can’t talk in front of the store. It’s a little rude.

I take a freshly baked apple pie out of my inventory and pass one to each of them. I’m sharing with Rig.

I can smell the delicious smell of apples inside the wrapping paper. She sniffed it as hard as she could, and the Hibari’s expression loosened as she took a bite.

 

 

「Oooh, yummy! I’m not going to get fat eating all this good food! This is the best! 」

 

「Hmm, I like everything Tsugu-nii makes. It’s delicious. 」

「Oh my goodness, the filling is so sweet, which is great for post-hunt. The crust is so crisp, the person who’s going to marry Tsugu-nii-sama is fortunate! 」

「If no one going to, I’ll take it. It’s alright. 」

「Oh my goodness, please add me to that. 」

「You guys… Haa… 」

 

It’s a big hit with the girls.

I ate a bit of it, too, and the crisp crust, the cinnamon flavour, and the soft, sweet filling… not so much the apples’ sweetness, created a perfect balance.

Do you think I should have made more of these?

If you thought Rig was quiet, he was gobbling up the apple pie while making an emoticon-like face.

By the way, I wonder how long they will continue to call me, 「Onii-chan, onii-chan. 」. What if one day they are going to say, 「I hate you! 」? I was a little depressed when I thought about that.

Now, after we finish the apple pie, we’ll talk about the future. I don’t mind taking it easy, but I’d rather walk around and look around the game world if I can.

 

 

「I guess we’ll have to raise Mii-chan’s level first? 」

「I’ve also fixed the leather gauntlet. Ah, Tsugu-nii-sama, please accept my items and money. Fufu. 」

「Me too, Tsugu-nii. 」

「Now make even better food! 」

「Okay, okay. 」

 

I receive monsters drop items and money from the girls that I could use for cooking. The reason for this is that I’m the oldest and least likely to die at the same time. It’s painful if you lost 10% of your money because of the death penalty.

I think it would be easier on our wallets if we shared it and had it in our possession when we were wiped out, but I’m not sure that’s the point.

It was just as I stood up from the bench that I saw a group of adventurers hurrying towards me. They are heading down the main street in a straight line towards the mayor’s house.

Then Hibari said, as if she had just remembered.

 

 

「Oh, if I recall, R&M’s first event was today. 」

「The town is swarming with goblins, Goblin King. 」

「Are we going to join? You’d definitely like that kind of event, wouldn’t you? 」

「Mhm, I like it. But if you ask me if this event is as appealing as it sounds, my answer is no! 」

「Yeah, it’s just subjugation event. Not really interesting. 」

「The prizes are small, but it’s good to pass the time~ 」

「Okay. 」

 

While watching the adventurers running in front of me with a fiery atmosphere, I agreed with myself that I could see it. I guess that means the reward isn’t worth the risk. Maybe.

 

 

「Let’s continue levelling up, Mii-chan! 」

「Oh, it’s one week per login, which means we’re logged out once in three and a half hours in the real world, right? I won’t let you play any more games if you don’t follow this. 」

「Mhm, we know. 」

「It’s fine. We’re good kids who listen to Tsugu-nii-sama. 」

 

Hibari was clenching her fists and gave a big smile when I provide them with the warning.

Hitaki nodded her head in understanding and Mii smiles graciously with a hand on her cheek.

Maa, if Hibari gets wild, it’s okay because there are two of them… She’s going to be okay, right? Perhaps.

I’ve also set the alarm, if I lose track of time, it won’t be a problem. The next time we play, let’s set the alarm the moment we get in.

 

 

「Let’s head out a little farther and get some experience fighting wild dogs-type monster, shall we? 」

「They don’t make much money, though. But it’s a necessary experience. Let’s work hard. 」

「Yeah, Hitaki-chan’s 【Presence Detection】 is important for hunting monsters. Also, it is important to build our coordination. 」

「I guess so. Rig, let’s fight together today. 」

「Shuu. 」

 

There is a place a little further away from where all the wild dogs appear, and that’s where we decided to hunt.

Monsters with a certain level of intelligence can fight together to attack adventurers, which is exactly the best way to train our synchronization.

This time I’m not going to leave the fight to Rig, I’m going to try to direct the fight, even from a safe distance. I’m good with observation, I’m sure we’ll be fine. If they’re not okay, the worst that can happen is that they’ll use their own judgment.

Following the outgoing wave of adventurers, I split the Low Potions (++) among the girls and collect the Low Potions with lower performance. I’ll synthesize it later.

The twins were more than a little surprised that I was producing potions, as they weren’t expecting it.

Pass through the gate and step out onto the plains.

I vaguely thought that it would be another week of repetition.

 

 

 

【Little Angel-chan】Watch Party【Little Devil-chan】part1

 

 

1: Nameless Lolicon

I did it. This is the thread to watch over Angel-chan and Devil-chan in the town of beginning a while ago. Yes, Lolita! No touching! Let’s cheer in spirit. I’ll curse any criminal pedo who does that in person. You better beg on your knees.

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568: Nameless Lolicon

Hey

 

 

569: Nameless Lolicon

Oh?

 

 

570: Nameless Lolicon

>>568>>569

おっ(^w^三^w^)おっ

 

 

571: Nameless Lolicon

The twins have a friend! She’s just so damn cute! A beautiful lady-like girl!!

 

 

572: Nameless Lolicon

>>571 It’s one of those limited job, Wolf Cub. Her ears and tail are nosebleed-inducing. Which beautiful girls I should choose as my wife…!

 

 

573: Nameless Lolicon

>>572 If we are choosing, then I’ll choose Onii-san.

 

 

574: Nameless Lolicon

Another homo… Wait, choosing Onii-san = getting the girls attached to him. >>573 You are horrible!

 

 

575: Nameless Lolicon

I’m envious of the Loli girl harem. I’m so jealous.

 

 

576: Nameless Lolicon

Onii-san have the face of someone who never feel uneasy because he was surrounded with beautiful harem of lolis w

 

 

577: Nameless Lolicon

>>576 wwwwww

 

 

578: Nameless Lolicon

>>576 What an on-point issue www

Someone, please tell me the Wolf Cub specs— the job specs

 

 

579: Nameless Lolicon

>>578 Long black hair, ladylike, beautiful girl. I only got the appearance details!

 

 

580: Nameless Lolicon

>>578 Job specs

Wolf Cub 【ATK, AGI specialization. Default danger detection, but WIS reduced significantly 】

And the ears and tail are definitely moving faster than usual.

 

 

581: Nameless Lolicon

>>579>>580

thx

 

 

582: Nameless Lolicon

But the twins and the loli girl are all hardcore fighters.

 

 

583: Nameless Lolicon

The new Wolf Cub-chan is a grappler ww I’m not really sure which one is her main

 

 

584: Nameless Lolicon

>>583 What a surprise…

 

 

585: Nameless Lolicon

>>582>>583

Do these beautiful girls have stress that they can’t release in real life? Nobody knows.

 

 

586: Nameless Lolicon

And they’re trying to play heroine to their brother wwwwww

 

 

587: Nameless Lolicon

>>586 Heroine lmao

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661: Nameless Lolicon

Help, danger danger there’s a pervert!

 

 

662: Nameless Lolicon

>>661 You called?

 

 

663: Nameless Lolicon

>>661 Hmm, what do you want with this pervert?

 

 

664: Nameless Lolicon

>>662>>663

I’m not calling you!

Oh, but I could use some help!!

 

 

665: Nameless Lolicon

>>664 What’s up?

 

 

666: Nameless Lolicon

Someone is bothering Onii-san!

Some host-busting swordsman is harassing him, I need back up ASAP!

 

 

667: Nameless Lolicon

>>666 Aight

 

 

668: Nameless Lolicon

>>666 Show me the way!

 

 

669: Nameless Lolicon

/slams the table hard/ let’s fucking go! >>666

 

 

670: Nameless Lolicon

>>669 its collapse ww

 

 

671: Nameless Lolicon

>>669 Calm down guys lolol

All right, let’s gather around and take him out in the back alley!

 

 

672: Nameless Lolicon

>>671 I’m on it!

 

 

673: Nameless Lolicon

>>671 Everyone pls follow—!

 

 

674: Nameless Lolicon

Onii-sannnn

 

 

675: Nameless Lolicon

Let’s do it!

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727: Nameless Lolicon

Phew, extermination complete.

 

 

728: Nameless Lolicon

Good work, guys—

 

 

729: Nameless Lolicon

Tanaka (pseudonym) was sacrificed… he had it coming.

 

 

730: Nameless Lolicon

>>729 For sure. I envy you, but not so much that I envy you.

 

 

731: Nameless Lolicon

Tanaka (pseudonym) is not our lolicon watch party’s member, but those weirdo you meet on forum!

 

 

 

732: Nameless Lolicon

>>731 I reported him.

 

 

733: Nameless Lolicon

>>731 It’s all gud. We had a talk with him

 

 

734: Nameless Lolicon

>>733 Gj (Good job)

 

 

735: Nameless Lolicon

>>733 Good work

 

 

736: Nameless Lolicon

>>733 Good job.

 

 

737: Nameless Lolicon

Nice trick.

 

 

738: Nameless Lolicon

That’s what I’m talking about!

 

 

739: Nameless Lolicon

>>737>>738

If the brother stops coming, the girls won’t come either. Protecting Onii-san means protecting the girls

 

 

740: Nameless Lolicon

>>739 And tbh, the girls can defend themselves.

They’re hard to approach…

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822: Nameless Lolicon

Seriously what kind of person is Onii-san?

 

 

823: Nameless Lolicon

>>822？？？？？？

 

 

824: Nameless Lolicon

Alchemy, compounding, synthesis, cooking, whatever you do that, don’t you fail? The apple pie when he was sitting on the fountain square… drools

 

 

825: Nameless Lolicon

>>824 It’s Onii-san. It cant be helped.

 

 

826: Nameless Lolicon

>>824 Maybe that’s why I fit in. Real talk, the apple pie is delicious

 

 

827: Nameless Lolicon

I tried Onii-san’s apple pie sample in the workshop!

 

 

828: Nameless Lolicon

I tried Onii-san’s apple pie sample in the workshop!

 

 

829: Nameless Lolicon

>>827>>828

Wh… what…

 

 

830: Nameless Lolicon

>>827>>828

I’m so jealous, bro!

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t/n: i finally understand how to play terraria and i’ve been spending 14 hours digging mine in it . o/