Relaxed VRMMO Log - Chapter 7
t/n: i was on page 12 when i realized this chapter overlap with the previous translated chapter, idk why?? im pretty sure this is chapter 7?? if you read chapter 6, you don’t need to read this again e_e
325: Nameless Lolicon
>>324 Don’t tell me… Players under the age of 15 are rare
326: Nameless Lolicon
OK, I got it >>323
But I’d love to be in a PT (party) with the twins.
327: Nameless Lolicon
They didn’t use the workshop on the first floor today… The staring might have been a little too much.
328: Nameless Lolicon
Everyone, please be more considerate—
329: Nameless Lolicon
The three of them are the bread and butter in our rough gaming life—
330: Nameless Lolicon
>>329 Please don’t mess up our life! wwwwww
331: Nameless Lolicon
>>330 W-why do you know my private life! Is that you, mom!
332: Nameless Lolicon
333: Nameless Lolicon
Let’s get back to the topic, do you think they will participate in a limited Sunday event?
334: Nameless Lolicon
>>333 Is that even possible? If I recall correctly, isn’t there is a Goblin King in the Beginning City?
335: Nameless Lolicon
>>334 I know, right?
The thread continues…
◆ ◆ ◆
They spend the remaining four days, fighting, selling items, crafting and sleeping. It was worth it, the twin’s equipment was iron-based and underneath my robe, I’m wearing leather armour.
Rig’s effort is impressive, and thanks to him, my class level and skill have reached over 10.
Speaking of which, Rig feels a little bigger since he went past level 10. He became even more reliable.
Of course, the magic that my sisters can use increased, but I should make a report on Rig. In other words, we are partners in one body and soul.
Just I finished hunting the monsters and take a small break, the timer that I set ring.
The continuous log-in time limit is 7 hours in the real world, there’s still plenty of time, but we’ve got some stuff to do in real life.
My sisters may be a little unhappy, but they are very understanding and didn’t refuse. Perhaps.
We quickly returned to the city and headed back to the fountain, where we first landed in this world.
When we first started, we hear that the city is considered a safe zone, especially near the fountain, it’s impossible to PK or theft. That’s why we usually log out here.
It’s possible to attack someone within the safe zone using the specialized skill, but they didn’t bother because player or NPC will be stared at. Again, it’s none of our business.
Rig was my biggest concern, but all I had to do was press the name on the status screen and everything was OK. The status screen isn’t like ours and it’s simple, it’s not a big problem.
When my finger pressed the 【Dormant】 button, the status shifted from 【Active】 to 【Dormant】, a small magic circle unfolded under Rig’s feet. Then the next moment, Rig disappears.
He’s going to sleep until I call him back.
He already spends his time sleeping, is it okay for him to sleep more?
What if he can’t sleep? No, Rig is made up of data, it’s convenient.
【Skill】Bite １２／Thread １８／Poisonous Fang７
Since there’s nothing left to do, I return the widow to the first screen and press the 【Logout】 button at the bottom. Instantly, it was as if my vision was blurred and I lost my consciousness.
◆ ◆ ◆
I slowly open my eyes, letting out a small yawn. As usual, I’m back to my ordinary room.
As I took off my headset, I looked over at Hibari and Hitaki, the twins opened their eyes at the same time.
How was it? Before I could ask, they removed their headsets and placed them on the table and began to tremble.
「That was fun—! 」
「Mhm, it was interesting! 」
Hibari let out an ungirly scream and raised her hands in celebration. It was rare to see Hitaki raised her voice in joy.
When I saw that, I can’t help but smile and following the instruction that I found inside the paper bag, I put the headset away.
In the meantime, I decided to keep the headset and talk to the two people who are still happily talking to each other.
We played for quite some time, but my sister had important business to attend to. It was something they received at school on Friday and turned in on Monday.
「Hey, I have to interrupt on you guys, did you finish the homework you got yesterday? 」
「Mm, not yet. 」
「I’m halfway done. 」
「We played together nonstop today, and if you haven’t finished your homework, I won’t let you play the game anymore— 」
I grinned with a bit of a nasty look on my face as I sat down in the chair.
I’m not worried about Hitaki since she’s the more reliable twin, but Hibari is her opposite.
Well, no matter how her personality is, she’s still my cute little sister. I’m not going to mention this in her face.
Hibari got up from the couch briskly and left the room in a hurry as she took Hitaki’s hand. There was no need to be in such a hurry at all.
The sight of the Hibari was enough to spark my laughter, and I laughed to my heart’s content for a while.
「Well, it’s time for me to do my own research into Ｒ＆Ｍ… 」
My laughter subsided and I mumbled as an idea suddenly struck me.
It was almost 4pm. Since I just went shopping, we have a lot of ingredients in the fridge, but it was still too early to prepare dinner.
And I clean with the twins once a month and I’ve gotten the job done, which means I’m free.
I half-rotate my chair to turn on my PC. In the search engine screen, I entered 【ＶＲＭＭＯ ＲＥＡＬ＆ＭＡＫＥ Details】 and clicked.
From the top of the list, it’s lined up with the official sites, walkthrough sites, and private sites. There were many sites to choose and after puzzling over which one to choose, I opened the official website.
When you opened the official website, you’ll be greeted with an image of a castle town that you won’t believe is something from a game. At the edge of the screen, it only said 【This is a castle in the most prosperous country】. But it doesn’t tell us which.
Let’s see, there’s a 【ｎｅｗ】 post in the announcement. I was also curious about the worldview explanation and such, but I’ll leave it for now.
We would like to express our gratitude for your continued support of 【ＲＥＡＬ＆ＭＡＫＥ】（Referred as Ｒ＆Ｍ）. To commemorate the one-month anniversary of Ｒ＆Ｍ’s release, we are pleased to announce that we are holding our first event.
The event will be held on Sunday, Year ２××× Month ×× Day ××, from midnight to 11:59 pm.
＊Eliminate the hordes of goblins that are creeping into the city!! ＊
Information was received that goblins were heading to the City of Beginning, City of Water, City of Wisdom and City of Labyrinth in swarms. The Mayor realized the gravity of the situation and asked the adventurers to take them out as quickly as possible.
○ City of Beginning, Earth
○ City of Water, Aquaria
○ City of Wisdom, Eichi
○ City of Labyrinth, Daijin
These hordes of goblin and the leader are targeting the city. The event registration will be at the Mayor’s house in the City of Beginning and the Adventurers Guild for the rest of the city.
Individual, PT and guild participation are accepted. The number of hordes and the king’s strength will vary depending on the number of people who participates. If you can successfully eliminate them, you’ll get accessories that are normally unavailable!
Only in this event, there will be no death penalty (Halved status for 1 in-game hour, 10% money loss). Everyone is welcome to join us!
As of today, Year ××× Month ×× Day ××, we have suspended 38 accounts that have been involved in malicious harassment and misconduct.
Ah—, so there will be that kind of event tomorrow. Is this the reason why my sister becomes stronger in such a hurry because they wanted to do this event?
…Ha-ha, no, no way. But I think that’s likely true. The girls in our house enjoy the celebration, so it’s not impossible.
The following notice is for account suspension and maintenance, so let’s move on. Oh, I know how essential maintenance is, so I’ll just say this. Thank you for your hard work, Administrator-san.
Then, we’ll take a look at the official page in order.
Ｒ＆Ｍ didn’t have a modern setting, but another world fantasy. If you compared to something from the real world, it’s close to the medieval period.
La Emiere, with its vast land and nature larger than the earth, is believed to have been created by a goddess, and players are free to do whatever they want. Live your life as you please.
You can even commit criminal acts if you want to, but the odds of getting it to work out are low, as there are vigilantes and knights in the game as well. There are no benefits if you succeed in either.
Hmm… I’ve heard from the twins before that if you don’t have a set of purpose or how the story end, you’re going to get bored very quickly. The rest of the story was mostly what the two of them taught me, so I just skimmed through the text.
But I was surprised when I clicked on the third from the bottom 【Environment required to play the game Headset description】.
「…An exclusive Ｒ＆Ｍ ＶＲ Headset. Price: ４９８００ Yen（tax included）」
I can’t let this one pass. Ok, let’s call mom right now.
I pulled the mobile phone near the keyboard in my hand, opened the contact list and called my mother.
As you can imagine, this is a price that I would be somewhat hesitant to buy. And there are three of them. You should be ashamed of yourself, old man.
The phone call connects immediately and I hear my mother’s familiar lovely voice.
I told her the details so my father’s crime would be taken seriously, and she said, 「Yeah, okay. I’ll be sure to scold him properly, ufufu. 」 she ended the call in a good mood.
Ahh, my mother is terrifying… haha.
My parents act like lovebirds all the time, but when my mom gets mad, she gets mad, so we’ll just leave it to her. But my father never learns a lesson even when he’s punished. And the cycle keeps repeating.
I then hovered my cursor over the 【Ｒ＆Ｍ walkthrough site】.
The information on Ｒ＆Ｍ here was gathered by addicts (a godlike person who is beyond the realm of a master), who had gone to the extent of physically exhausting himself.
With all due respect to them, I looked through the vast amount of information available to me to find something I could use.
「Alchemy, compounding, synthesis, cooking, taming… 」
There’s quite a bit of information about my skills, my current location, my level, and how to sort through them.
Time flew by just by looking at the things I had chosen at random, and before I knew it, the lights outside the window had gone dark. I turn off my computer and get up from my chair.
I looked at my watch and it was just in time. I have to prepare for dinner soon… I can already feel the hunger in my stomach.
I’ll look through the walkthrough site again before I go to bed or around noon tomorrow when I’m probably free.
When I went downstairs to the first floor, I found Hibari and Hitaki occupying the living room table and doing their homework. No, you could that Hitaki is teaching Hibari. It’s one of the most common everyday scenes in our house.
When Hibari is stuck on the problem, and she leans back against the couch and shouts.
「Uaa—, tomorrow we are going to play with Misa-chan! 」
「Mhm, playing with Misa-chan. Hang in there, Hibari-chan. 」
「There’ s still time to do homework tomorrow night and in moderation. Oh yeah, what do you want for dinner tonight? 」
「Rolled omelette. 」
「Didn’t you eat all that food in the game? 」
The dish is made with easy-to-find ingredients and store-bought eggs. I remembered how much I had eaten in the game and chuckled.
But if the two of you want to eat it, so be it. And it makes me happy as a househusband to get this kind requests.
I said, 「Got it. 」 and headed into the kitchen with a small smile.
◆ ◆ ◆
The next day. That is the day the goblin raiding event begins at Ｒ＆Ｍ.
The time was a little after nine in the morning, and I was sitting on the living room couch, watching TV alone. Well, it’s the same scene as usual.
As soon as they had eaten their breakfast, Hibari and Hitaki rushed out of the house in a hurry. There was no need to be so hurried, Misa-chan wouldn’t run away.
I did say, 「Don’t drag her around. 」. I don’t know if they were listening, but they’d probably be fine.
「…Yeah, yeah, you are just excited to see the daughter you love so much after all these years. That’s why you bought it. Hm? I didn’t ask for that. When did you meet them? …Eh? In secret? Is it a secret because I would be mad at you if I heard the answer? Hell yeah, absolutely. 」
Oh no, I’m not exactly lonely by myself. My dad, who had apparently gotten plenty of grief from my mom, was calling me up, half in tears. Not a really good example.
I respond appropriately while saying a few words of encouragement.
After a while of dealing with him, he said,「Of course, if there’s anything Tsugumi want to, just tell Papa! Since you’re Papa’s favourite son, you deserve to be spoiled a lot! 」I snorted and hung up the phone.
Damn it, he hasn’t learned his lesson. But it’s better than him blocking of all the communication.
While watching TV, I fiddled with my cell phone and tried to access the 【R&M Exchange Board】. I was a little concerned about it.
It was cluttered with event-related threads there, and it took me quite a while to find where the City of Beginning thread started.
「Hm— the Goblin hordes and Goblin King is strong, huh? 」
If they solo it, 8 of them appeared, if they went with 6 people, the maximum number of people in the PT, there were 40 of them, and if they went with the whole guild, 5 times that number appeared. Some people say the difficulty is easy because it’s their first event. I’m not really sure.
It sounds like we’re going to have a great time. It is better to find out about yesterday’s stuffs.
Closing the exchange board and connecting to the walkthrough site. This time, it’s a skill… I looked briefly at the production skills and then my eyes stopped at a certain skill.
「If I use 【Alchemy】 while putting MP into the glass sand, I can get an empty magic stone… Is it an environmentally friendly eco-item with magic? 」
Oh, this is an item that will make it much easier to defeat monsters. It’s highly recommended, but it’s also complicated to produce, and if it fails, the materials will be lost, so it doesn’t appear on the market very often.
My sisters are reluctant to interact with other players, so I will make this and won’t put it on the market…
I’ve been buying glass sand every day in the game, so I have a lot of it, and maybe I’ll try it next time I have time.
As I was jotting down a few other recipes in my head, my phone rang unexpectedly.
「Oh… Hibari? Yeah, what’s up? If you’re coming home for lunch, there’s fried udon… 」
『Ah, yes!! …I’ll be back with Misa-chan around noon! 』
「Ah? Are you saying you want to play this game in the house? 」
『And yes, I got Misa-chan’s mother’s permission to play until the night. And I’m looking forward to Tsugu-nii fried udon! 』
With that cheerful remark, Hibari hangs up the phone before she hears my answer.
Hmm, Misa-chan is in that apparent age… or am I not being treated like a man?
I mean, I did change her diapers when she was a kid, but I’m not a pedo… And she’s like my own daughter. Haha, is that too much?
I turned off the TV and got up. Misa-chan will probably have some too, so I head to the kitchen. I was a little concerned about the udon’s stock… Right, it’s not enough.
◆ ◆ ◆