Netooku Otoko no Tanoshii Isekai Boueki (WN) - Chapter 75
But, well, there’s no way I can get married.
I’m only an otherworldly person no matter how you look at it.
So this is what I’m talking about.
It’s a high hurdle to cross,“International marriage is a high hurdle, even if you have love, there are many problems in the actual world.”
–It’s not just about the hurdle anymore.
Yep, alien. It’s aliens.
They’re aliens, a species that looks a bit like they came from an extraterrestrial planet.
This is what a senior colleague of mine at a black-owned company once said to me.
“Ayase, marriage is not for everyone, not everyone can have a good marriage. As for women, they have motherhood, so when they have children, they can become mothers. But that’s not the case for men. Do you think you can become a father just because you have a child? That’s a sweet hope, you know. Men, you know, you can’t be a father unless you’re fir for it, or you’ve worked very hard for it.”
No, no, not this one. It was this one.
“Ayase, marriage is a thing. Marriage is the thing that can’t happen between you and me. Even if you’re alone in the world, that is. Marriage is about the connection between family and household. Nowadays, some people say it’s not like that anymore… it’s wishful thinking or very lucky…. That’s why. You are mistaken if you think you can decide anything you want, such as a wedding venue or a new house. It’s a commonplace occurrence that you live at your wife’s parents’ house together!”
Well……..it didn’t work out, and she ended up in a relationship, but marriage is not a simple thing to do.
There’s no dowry, and what should I tell my parents? On the other side of the world—although I’m a street vendor—I’m still a neo-neet person in Japan, though I’m still doing what I do for a living.
Well, Jirou-kun and Rebecca-san met me by coincidence in another world,” and so on.
No wait, Rebecca can’t even come to our house to say hello because she can’t get past the mirror! I’ll be a local wife in the literal sense of the word!
So, in the end, I just said let me think about it and muddled through the tea.
Because it is.
This is a different world, a world farther than a dream. I’ve gotten used to doing business here, but it’s also true that this is a foreign place far, far away. I don’t have the heart to bury my bones in this land yet.
So I can’t say that I’m going to marry her, it will not be easy.
Hmm? What do you mean by “slaves”?
It’s okay to be a slave. Deanna is a princess to begin with, so she will return to her country, and Marina can be taken in by Rebecca-san.
Ofcourse, I have no intention of giving them away —I don’t, but life can go in any direction, you know.
It’s just a matter of time before an online auctioneer imitates a merchant in another world.
And above all, the reason is simple and obvious.
I’m still 21, and more importantly, I’m a douchebag, so I want to have more fun.
I’m not ready to get married or anything.
I’m not a person who wants to get married, and I’ve never had any……..
“I see. It’s too soon, as expected. But think about it.”
Shero-san was still somewhat disappointed, but well, we can still get to know each other a little better and warm up to each other a little more. I think.
“Yes. If things go better and we get the ground right…….. Right now it’s as good as it can be.”
“The ground….. To me, you already look like you’re doing great. Well, you’re still young. It’s good to see how far you can go.”
“Yes. ………So, I mean, actually, I have a favor to ask you.”
I cut him off.
I had originally planned to talk about this.
‘’Actually. It’s a sudden request, but I’d like Shero-san to be a consultant or an advisor to the Knight Corps. This time, I’ve decided to create the Knight Corps for a strange reason, but I don’t have the know-how to do so. That’s why we’d like to ask for guidance from Mr. Shero, who was the deputy commander of a large mercenary corps. Of course, I will pay you, I will help you kill the monsters here, and we don’t need any magic crystals.”
“Advisor? I don’t know much more about combat than I care to admit, but that’s okay? Rebecca alone knows enough to know what’s going on, right?”
‘’Yes. Of course it’s reassuring to have Rebecca here, but even so, she’s the only one with experience…. And I’d like Shero-san to continue to accompany me in my own training as well. Or, to tell the truth, if Shero-san is here, I’m simply reassured by many other things. I mean, the Knights are just a group of amateur girls…. Except for Rebecca-san, of course.”
His main job is to be my training partner, give me advice, and say “Sir!” when I get in trouble. Please! It is.
It’s not too different from the yakuza of black corporate advisors, but I’m sure that’s what the “advisor” profession is all about. Maybe.
Even if you don’t usually have this kind of work to do, come on! He is a very reliable person when you need to ask for help.
“That is, in short, as a fighting power…? That’s true-I can’t say it myself, but I’m sure there’s no one stronger than me alone. I’ve had a long time living in a retired arm. However, there are only boney opponents here when it is Hitozuki, so it might be good to go wild after a long time. It’s so much more than just a knight’s posse, you’re at least going to be hunting bandits, right?”
Come to think of it, Hetty-san said it.
Shero-san was said to be a battle-crazed monster or something when he was a mercenary……..
To be honest, we didn’t plan to hunt bandits……..
At best, we could all just get along and hunt mushrooms or medicinal plants! That’s about all I could think of.
I think I heard somewhere that the Hunter’s Guild has some kind of frame usage like that as a beginner’s job. That’s not true, though!
But, well, anyway, this gave me the assurance that Shero-san could help me.
Shero-san was the deputy commander of one of the most prominent mercenary corps in the Empire.
He was the best person I could hire as a bouncer. Of course, if I was just acting as a merchant in Elishe, I could have managed with Deanna and Marina alone, but if I was going to do Knight Corps and expand my business… from now, he was someone I wanted to scout before anyone else.
Well, knighthood is like a playful activity half the time, but playfulness can be really fun if you put your all into it.
However, since Shero-san’s job as a ‘monster slayer’ is a job that doesn’t allow him to leave the house completely (he can leave, but apparently it’s not okay to leave Elishe without saying anything), he needs to leave someone behind to deal with the monsters when they spring up.
That’s why, if we’re going to have Shero-san and Rebecca-san join us from now on, we need to make sure to leave at least one member of the squad, to some extent (to the extent that they can kill monsters), as a monster killer. Then we need to train members who can fight the monsters as quickly as possible – that’s what we need to do.
Hm. From now on, we’ll have to fight the monsters ourselves as much as possible. They’re a bit tricky and dangerous if you don’t have the experience. Once you get used to it, though, you should be able to deal with skeletons with no problem.
Incidentally, both of them came to Elishe’s 50th anniversary celebration, but that time they had gone out of their way to leave someone they knew at home to come with me.
Afterwards, my request to Shero-san was done, and it was just the right time for us to get together for a commemorative photo.
I don’t know how many times we’ll get a chance to get together with everyone like this.
Me, Deanna, Marina, Rebecca-san, Shero-san, Orica, Etowah, and Elepippi. So these are the initial members of the Knight Corps.
What should we call our unit?
While I was looking at the picture I just took with my digital camera and thinking, “If I post this on the bulletin board, there might be a bit of a riot…”, Deanna, who was sitting next to me peering at the screen, asked me what I wanted to know.
“Master. These eight are going to be the knights?”
“Hmm? That’s right. For now. Well, I have to help out in the shop and stuff, and I’m not really a knight or an employee…”
When I replied casually, without taking my eyes off the picture, a vocation board suddenly appeared. I was surprised that I hadn’t seen it recently, but apparently it popped up because the process of guidance had progressed.
“Let’s sign up for a clan, 1/2.”
What is this? The Clan? That’s a word I’ve never heard before.
And before you know it, I’’m advancing one line…
I don’t know why the guidance is so unresponsive when a new one comes up, even though the vocation board comes up when the achievement is completed and when a line has progressed. It’s only when a new one comes up that you should be notified.
From now on, I’ll try to check it at least once every day……..
“Deanna, I’m getting guidance, do you know what a ‘clan’ is?”
“New guidance? Congratulations.”
“Yeah, and do you know what a clan is?”
“Well, Clan… Clan…? I think I’ve heard of it, but… what was it…?”
“Oh, I see. A word for a simple country girl who doesn’t know the language.”
“My master is rude. But, although it’s frustrating, I don’t have enough material to deny it. Uu~……..”
“But if Deana doesn’t know, then… Never mind. I had to go to the temple anyway, so I can just ask the Priestess-chan.”
Shit. Looks like I just casually called her Priestess-chan.
I’ve been calling her ‘Priestess-chan’ in my brain for a long time, so I accidentally….
”Why do you call a priestess, ‘Priestess-chan’? Master?”
“No, I didn’t call her.”
“What do you mean, then?”
No matter what you say. I can’ t do anything about it! It’s hard to say. Just deceive yourself.
“In my world, it’s a rule that young and pretty elves are called using chan.”
“…I’m sure the priest is probably old enough to even be regarded as a young person, though.”
“It’s our view that it’s perfectly fine because it looks like a thing.”
“And What about me?”
“We’re all in the same boat.”
“I’m an elf myself, but I’ve never been called a chan.”
“Deanna is a little white elf. You can be a princess, too.”
“Well, what. What do you want? Ah, don’t touch my ears…! Oh, no…”
“Oh……..softer than what I imagined……. I have to report this to the conference……..! The ‘Elf ears are as soft as konjak warmed to human skin’ that was considered common knowledge in the academy was overturned…”
“Nah, I don’t know what that means, but it’s kind of obscene! And besides, you shouldn’t touch your ears so casually…”
“Hmmm……..you say it’s easy…. How much patience we have had in touching this thing…….. Well, now this is Heavenly Mountain……..! Whoa, whoa, give me courage!”
“My master has gone mad! You can’t do this in the daytime, you know, everyone is watching you. Ma, Marina, don’t look at me and help me. Oh, master……………………………… What are you going to do with your face that close to me……..eh? you’re chewing, don’t chew it!”
Red-faced, Deanna ran away. Hmm. I was able to deceive you well……..
No, I think I’ve rather deepened the scratch, but I’m sure it’s just my imagination…….
The black elf and Marina are looking at me with white eyes, but it must be because they were envious of her. I’ll even chew out those ears later……..
The sun is setting, and the fun party has come to an end.
I’ve had a few drinks and I’d like to go to bed early today, but I’ve got to make a poster for the recruitment of the troopers by the end of the day.
And I’ll ask the priestess-chan to put it up tomorrow when I go to the temple.
Whew. It was a good trick…
No, I feel that the damage has deepened, but I’m sure it’s my fault…
Marina, the black elf, looks with white eyes, but it must have been envious. I’ll give it a listen later…
As the sun went down, a fun party was held.
I had shakes and I feel like I want to go to bed today, but I need to make a poster for recruiting members during the day.
Then, tomorrow, when I go to the temple, I will ask a priest to put it on me.
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