My Husband has Five Personalities - Chapter 5
Wow! Good figure! His figure belongs to the kind of body that looks thin with cloth but really different without cloth, plus with that handsome face, it really makes people’s heart beating so fast, truly seductive!
She stared straight at Xiao Zifeng without blinking her eyes.
“Xifu.” Xiao Zifeng called her with a smile on his face.
Tang Mingyue recovered when she heard his voice. What was she doing just now? It’s not the point of a good figure or not. The point is Xiao Zifeng is only wearing a white bath towel around his lower body.
Damn! This is better than wearing nothing.
She and Xiao Zifeng are now a legal couple. Xiao Zifeng still dressed like this and entered her bedroom. In case something were to happens, no, she must make sure nothing will happen.
Her whole body immediately sent out a dangerous signal. The man in front of her is dangerous.
She looked defensive, and her face flushed, “You, why did you come in like this?”
“Is there anything wrong with dressing like this, Xifu?”
“Don’t you have pajamas? Why don’t you wear pajamas?”
“I just finished taking a shower, so I don’t bother to wear any pajamas. It’s more convenient.” Xiao Zifeng leaned against the bed and looked at Tang Mingyue.
“Xiao Zifeng, men and women should not touch hands when they give or receive things1. You, it’s improper to dress like this, so change to pajamas quickly .”
Xiao Zifeng smiled, “Xifu, you really know how to joke.”
“Who is joking with you? You hurry up and get your clothes on. What kind of appearance do you think you look like dressing like this? ” Tang Mingyue looked at him with a flushed face.
Xiao Zifeng sat down next to her, “Xifu, we are both already old husband and wife. Why are you so shy?”
Tang Mingyue has a black line on her face. What old husband and wife? He and the original owner were only married for one year.
She quickly moved aside, “Who is shy, shameless, go back to your bedroom, don’t sit on my bed.” Xiao Zifeng doesn’t want to get up at all. Instead, he leaned back on the bed with both hands and tilted his head to look at her steadily, “Xifu, you are so beautiful!”
The original owner is indeed beautiful. She is a lovely woman, with very white skin and a perfect figure.
Tang Mingyue glared at him and began to pack the medicine box, “Beautiful my ass, Xiao Zifeng, is your brain broken? It’s really awkward to call your wife Xifu.”
Xiao Zifeng continued to gaze at her, “You are my Xifu, Xifu, you are truly so beautiful.”
Tang Mingyue looked helpless and put the packed medicine box inside the cabinet, “Xiao Zifeng, can you stop joking? Go back to your bedroom. I’m going to sleep.”
After speaking, she pulled the door and signaled Xiao Zifeng to go out.
Xiao Zifeng didn’t plan to go out, “Xifu, what are you talking about? We are a husband and wife. Of course, we have to sleep together.”
After finished his sentences, he lies back on the bed in a delightful mood, and his face is full of smiles, “It’s so happy to be with my wife!”
Tang Mingyue exploded at once. She walked to the side of Xiao Zifeng and shouted: “Xiao Zifeng, what are you doing? I told you to go out, why did you lie on my bed? Do you want to be a hooligan?”
XiaoZifeng chuckled and looked up at her, “Xifu, you really can joke. We’re
old wife and husband. What kind of hooligans are we playing? However, if you like it or want to do something fun, I don’t mind playing hooligans. “
After speaking, he blinked at Tang Mingyue.
Bastard! Really need a spanking.
“What old husband and wife? We only have been married for one year.” Tang Mingyue kicked his calf, “Xiao Zifeng, get up quickly and go back to your bedroom. I’m going to sleep.”
Xiao Zifeng “hissed” and immediately sat up, “Xifu, you are so violent.”
“I’m a violent person.” Tang Mingyue kicked him again, “Quickly get out, I’m going to sleep.”
“Xifu, is it because we are already an old husband and wife, so you are tired of me? You don’t want to sleep with me?”
“Xiao Zifeng, what nonsense are you talking about? Although we have been married for a year, we have no relationship at all! Don’t you know?
“Xifu, hasn’t there been a feeling between the two of us? I like you so much.” Xiao Zifeng stood up and hugged Tang Mingyue.
“Hey! Xiao Zifeng, what kind of nerve do you have? You let me go! What are you doing…” Tang Mingyue tried hard to push him away, but his strength was stronger than her.
“Xifu, don’t move. Let me hold you for a while. Xifu, your body, is so fragrant and soft.” Xiao Zifeng sniffed Tang Mingyue’s neck with his nose, “Xifu, you are so fragrant!”
Xiao Zifeng’s upper body is still naked now, with only a bath towel around his lower body.
Tang Mingyue finally couldn’t stand him eating her tofu2. She struggled hard and raised her foot and stepped on his foot, “Indecent!”
“Eh!” Xiao Zifeng let her go immediately, “Xifu, you are so violent.”
Tang Mingyue pushed his back aggressively, “Asshole! You quickly get out, go out…”
“I won’t go out. I want to sleep with my wife.”
“No, get out!”
“I won’t go out.”
“Get out! Get out of here.”
During the push and pull, Xiao Zifeng accidentally touched Tang Mingyue’s left hand. Tang Mingyue immediately cried out in pain, “Ah! It hurts.”
Xiao Zifeng looked nervous, “Xifu, I’m sorry! How are you? Did you get a wound? Let me take a look.”
He grabbed Tang Mingyue’s left hand, “Ah, Xifu, your hand is so swollen, it’s all because of that dead centipede. It’s so bold to bite you. I should have stepped on it a few more times.”
Tang Mingyue had a black line on her face, “It has already happened. What can be done?”
“Is it still painful now?” Xiao Zifeng asked.
“Nonsense! Why don’t you get bitten by a centipede and feel,” Tang Mingyue withdrew her hand, “OK, let go.”
“Xifu, don’t move! I’ll help you blow. It should be better.” After saying that,
Xiao Zifeng blew into Tang Mingyue’s left little finger.
That’s enough. If this goes on, she really cants sleep.
How to make Xiao Zifeng go out obediently?
Tang Mingyue thought for a while and suddenly have an idea.
She raised her finger to the outside of the bedroom and pretended to shout: “Ah! There is a centipede, Xiao Zifeng, there is a centipede outside, go and kill it.”
Xiao Zifeng let go of Tang Mingyue’s hand and quickly looked in the direction Tang Mingyue pointed, “Where? Where is the centipede?”
“Outside the bedroom, it’s a big one. Go and kill it, go and kill it.” Tang Mingyue pretended to be very scared.
“Where?” Xiao Zifeng walked out of the bedroom, “Where is the centipede?”
As soon as he walked out of the bedroom, Tang Mingyue slammed the bedroom door and quickly locked it.
Xiao Zifeng finally realized that he had been deceived and knocked on the door “bang bang bang.”
“Xifu, you lied to me, Xifu, please open the door quickly…Xifu, you are so cruel…Xifu, open the door and let me in…”
“Go back to your bedroom. I’m going to bed, don’t disturb me.” Tang Mingyue turned off the light and went to bed.
Xiao Zifeng knocked on the door and saw no results, so he could only go to the bedroom to sleep.
Tang Mingyue’s hand was sore that she lay on the bed for a long time before falling asleep.
The next morning, Tang Mingyue woke up and went downstairs. She saw Xiao Zifeng bought two bags of soup noodles.
Seeing her coming downstairs, Xiao Zifeng said very in a happy tone, “Xifu, you are awake.”
Why did he still call her that way after sleeping all night? Does his brain still broken? Forget it, let him be.
Tang Mingyue nodded, “Yeah.”
Xiao Zifeng raised the two bags of soup noodles in his hands, “I bought breakfast and came back. Go brush your teeth and wash your face. We will have breakfast together later.”
Tang Mingyue went to the bathroom to brush her teeth and wash her face, while Xiao Zifeng washed the bowls and chopsticks to set the breakfast.
Then the two of them sat together for breakfast.
Xiao Zifeng said with concern: “Xifu, how is your hand? Is it still painful?”
Tang Mingyue nodded, “Yeah.”
“Do you want me to feed you?”
Tang Mingyue gave him a blank look, “No, My right hand is still good, I can eat it myself.”
“Oh, then you eat slowly.”
After taking a bite of the soup noodles, Tang Mingyue slowly said, “Xiao Zifeng, didn’t we clean every corner of the house yesterday? Why are there still spiders and centipedes?”
“It’s spring, the house is sultry, and it’s in the countryside. It’s normal for spiders and centipedes to crawl in with the windows open at night.” Xiao Zifeng didn’t look scared at all.
They are in the southern part of the country, and spring in the southern part of the country is usually dump and sultry.
“What should I do then? I’m so scared.”
“It’s okay. After this, I will buy some quicklime outside and so that it can absorb moisture from the air. Just put some quicklime in the house. If the house is dry, You don’t have to afraid of insects coming in. This method works well in countryside area.”
“Oh.” Tang Mingyue nodded.
Tang Mingyue knew that quicklime powder can absorb water. She seems to have read it in the chemistry book before when she was still in school.
After eating breakfast, Xiao Zifeng went to wash the dishes. Tang Mingyue used the washing machine to wash the clothes she changed yesterday, and she also helped Xiao Zifeng wash his clothes, but she did it separately in the washing machine.
She also washed her underwear by using her hands.
After she washed her clothes and came out, she doesn’t see Xiao Zifeng everywhere.
She took the clothes to the balcony to dry. After drying the clothes and going downstairs, She saw Xiao Zifeng was carrying a large bag into the house.
She looked at the bag he was holding and asked curiously, “Xiao Zifeng, what are you holding?”
Xiao Zifeng looked at the things he was holding with a look of confusion. Why is he holding a bag in his hand? What is it?