My Husband has Five Personalities - Chapter 11

Chapter 11

Xiao Zifeng quickly stood up and ran to the kitchen, “Wife, what happened? Wife, how are you…”

Tang Mingyue pointed at the catfish inside the basin, “The catfish suddenly jumped just now, it shocked me.”

“Puff puff…” The catfish flicked its tail frantically, splashing the water from the basin.

“Ah…” Tang Mingyue hurriedly went away from the basin to avoid the water from wetting her body.

Xiao Zifeng immediately walked over and spread his arm to hug her, “Wife, don’t be afraid, I will protect you.”

Bastard! How dare he want to take advantage in this situation!

Tang Mingyue quickly pushed him away, “Xiao Zifeng, you let me go! Don’t hold me, I’m not afraid.”

Does she worried if the fish splash the water on her?

Xiao Zifeng pushed her towards the sofa in the living room and sat, “Wife, sit here for a while, I’ll get the fish.”

“How are you going to settle it?”

“Wife, it scared you, so I’ll kill it and stew it into a soup for you to drink.”

“What stew it into a soup? There is no firewood at home.”

“Then I will kill it and put it in the refrigerator. I will keep it and stew it next time so that it won’t scare you.”

“Didn’t you just say that you don’t want to kill it because it is dirty?”

“I don’t dislike dirty things, the fish will be clean after I wash it.”

Tang Mingyue waved her hand, “Okay, whatever you want to do.”

“Well, wife, sit here for a while, then I will go kill the fish now.” After that, Xiao Zifeng walked to the kitchen.

“Be careful, don’t let the knife cut your hand.”

“Okay, I will be careful.”

Xiao Zifeng walked into the kitchen, then washed the knives and cutting boards while washing, he said to himself: “Yu’er ¹, don’t blame me. Who told you not to behave? Who told you to scare my wife, because of this I had to stew you in advance…”

Tang Mingyue was sitting on the sofa while playing with her mobile phone. After a while, Xiao Zifeng screamed like a pig in the kitchen: “Ah…wife, help! Come and save me, it hurts, ah…it hurts…”

Damn it! He unlikely being cut by a knife right?

Tang Mingyue had a bad feeling, she put down her phone and rushed to the kitchen, “Xiao Zifeng, what’s wrong with you?”

Xiao Zifeng shook his right hand desperately, “Wife, help ah! Wife, the fish bit my finger, the fish bit my finger, it doesn’t want to let go but glare at me, quickly pull it away, it hurts…wuwuwuwu.”

He bit his lower lip and looked at Tang Mingyue with a pitiful expression.

Tang Mingyue saw that his hand was in the basin, and the big catfish were biting his previously injured index finger with its big mouth open, and it did not seem to let go.

“How could this happen?” Tang Mingyue looked anxious and didn’t know how to help him.

The catfish body has a sticky liquid, because of this, she cannot grab the catfish.

“Wife, what should I do? Help me, ah! It bit me, my fingers hurt…Ah…Help me…” Xiao Zifeng tried to push aside the catfish with his left hand, but the catfish bite so tightly, and he couldn’t move his finger.

“I don’t know what to do.”

“Wife…” Xiao Zifeng looked at her helplessly.

Tang Mingyue thought for a while, then grabbed his hand, “Come here, come here, let’s try to flush it with water.”

She put his hands and the catfish under the faucet and opened the faucet to the maximum.

The catfish let go of Xiao Zifeng’s finger after being washed by the water and fell into the basin while continued to swim happily.

At this time, Xiao Zifeng’s finger that was bitten by the fish were all red, and there were fish tooth marks on them. The wounds that had been cut by the ceramic fragments became more severe, and blood was oozing out from the injury.

Tang Mingyue slow down the faucet, “You rewash the wound. I will get the medicine box for you.”

“En.”

Tang Mingyue took the medicine box and went towards Xiao Zifeng.

Xiao Zifeng came out from the kitchen, “Wife…my fingers hurt.”

“Come here and sit down, I will help you deal with the wound.”

“Oh.” Xiao Zifeng walked to the sofa and sat down obediently. Then he stretched out the injured finger in front of Tang Mingyue while frowning, “Wife, be gentle, I am afraid of pain!”

Seeing him like that, Tang Mingyue chuckles and laughs, “Come on, you already a married man, and still like a child. Are you trying to make me laugh to death? ”

Xiao Zifeng pout and speak, “Wife, you are really good and bad. I was bitten by a fish, and you still laugh at me.”

Tang Mingyue laughed more happily, “Hahahaha, hahaha… I don’t think it’s so funny if you don’t say it, but then when I hear you say it’s so funny. Hahaha…You are a big man who was bitten by a fish. The fish is still staring at you. Hahaha, it seems that it’s not you who eat the fish, but the fish eats you. Hahahaha…”

“Wife, how can you make fun of me like this.”

Tang Mingyue continued to smile, “It seems that your meat is delicious, it is so unwilling to let it go of your finger.”

“No, my meat is not delicious.”

“That’s because you were too fierce to it just now, maybe the fish is intelligence, so it bit you.”

“Wife… quickly disinfect me, my finger hurts.” Xiao Zifeng raised his injured finger.

“Okay, okay, I won’t tease you anymore.” Tang Mingyue took out a bottle of hydrogen peroxide, filled it with a cap, and then disinfected him with a cotton swab.

“Wife, be gentle.”

“Come on.” Tang Mingyue gently disinfected Xiao Zifeng’s fingers, “I said, you told me the method of killing fish before. The “Living Killing Method,” “Dead Killing Method,” and “Half-Dead Killing Method”. It turned out to be military tactics on paper ², but it doesn’t work at all when you do it.”

“I never said, I never said that I would kill the fish.”

“What never say it, I think you were bitten by a fish until you became stupid ba.”

Xiao Zifeng shook his head, “I didn’t really say that I would kill fish.”

Tang Mingyue gave him a blank look.

“Wife, I really don’t know how to kill fish.”

“You don’t know how to kill the fish, you still want to kill it. Now  you got bitten by a fish, really deserve it!” While talking, Tang Mingyue chuckled again, “See if you can remember your lesson and if you dare to pretend to be strong next time.”

Xiao Zifeng glared at her, “Wife, hate you, you still make fun of me when I’m like this.”

“Oh? Do you hate me? Then I will ignore you, and you will treat the wound yourself.” Tang Mingyue joked.

“No, I don’t hate my wife, I like my wife very much.” Xiao Zifeng raised the wound on his hand, “Wife, help me with band-aids.”

Tang Mingyue laughed a little bit, helplessly, she began to grab the band-aids to help him stick on the wound.

“Wife, be gentle, I’m afraid of pain.”

“I said, Xiao Zifeng, look at what you are like now. Is this how a president should look like? No one will believe that you were once a president with billions of dollars of wealth. You didn’t have a bad brain because of bankruptcy, right?”

“My mind is not bad. Wife, don’t you like me now?” Xiao Zifeng looked at Tang Mingyue with a bitter face.

“It’s okay, this look is pretty well-behaved. If you always look like this, it’s not bad. Okay, I already help with the band-aid. Remember not to touch the water casually, just keep that fish first, don’t go and touch it again.” Tang Mingyue advised.

“Oh.” Xiao Zifeng looked at her affectionately, “Wife, you are so kind, I like you so much.”

Tang Mingyue was almost mad at him, “You enough ah. How can you, a big man, say such things to a woman casually? Are you not ashamed?”

“Wife, I didn’t say casually, you are my wife. I said it very seriously.” Then, Xiao Zifeng moved to her side, opened his arms and hugged her, “Wife, I really like you.”

This person is either on purpose or very sick.

Tang Mingyue immediately pushed him away, “Okay, let go! Stop making trouble, we will buy soup noodle to eat when I pack the medicine box.”

“Good.”

After Tang Mingyue packed the medicine box, she went out with Xiao Zifeng to buy soup noodle and came back to eat.

……

At night, Xiao Zifeng wanted to sleep with Tang Mingyue again. Tang Mingyue finally got Xiao Zifeng back to his bedroom.

In the middle of the night, Tang Mingyue was suddenly awakened by a sound of “shuashua” in the bedroom. She immediately got up, put on her shoes and turned on the light to find out.

1. 鱼儿 = Yu’er, Yu = fish, ‘er= child
2. Theoretical discussion that is worse than useless in practice.