My Husband has Five Personalities - Chapter 10

Chapter 10

At that moment, a plastic bag on the table suddenly makes a “click” sound.

Tang Mingyue looked at the plastic bag, “What did you buy? Why did it move?”

“A catfish.”

“Catfish?” Tang Mingyue walked towards the plastic bag and opened it to take a look; there was a large catfish inside. “What did you buy a catfish for?”

“For dinner, I also bought a lot of other things. Thre are some rice, oil, salt, sauce, and vinegar.”

Tang Mingyue check through the things he bought back. There was electric mosquito repellent liquid, electric mosquito swatter, vegetables, green onions, rice, oil, salt, sauce, and vinegar. All of them were packed in pink plastic bags from the supermarket.

“What are you doing buying so many vegetables? There is no way to cook them at home.”

“Isn’t there a stove in the kitchen? There are also pots.”

“But there is no firewood, how to cook it?”

“Oh, I didn’t think so much. I think the things made outside are not clean, but the ones made at home are more hygienic.”

Tang Mingyue has a black line on her face. This person is genuinely testing people’s patience.

“Didn’t you also eat outside these two days? You also said it’s delicious. Why do you feel disgusted now?

“What’s delicious? I have always disliked it.”

This person’s mind is really broken.

“We really can’t cook it. Why do you buy so many vegetables? There is nothing to be done, ah.”

“How about I go out again and buy an induction cooker.”

Tang Mingyue waved her hand, “Forget it, don’t buy it, you shouldn’t have much money left, right? We are very poor now, and we need to save a little bit. If we buy something so expensive, we will be going to eat dirt.”

Xiao Zifeng thought about it. He still had a few hundred dollars left, “What should I do?”

“Go out to eat at night. Put these ingredients in the refrigerator. As for this catfish, just keep it first. By the way, why don’t you ask the supermarket to kill this catfish before you bring it back? ”

“I think it will be fresher when I buy the one that alive.”

“Then are you going to kill it?”

Xiao Zifeng shook his head with a look of disgust, “I won’t kill it. It’s too dirty!”

Tang Mingyue gave him a blank look, “Then, you mean you want me to kill it?”

“Xiao Yue, weren’t you from the countryside before? Should you know how to kill the fish?”

“Yes, but my finger was bitten by a centipede, and it is already swollen. It was inconvenient to kill fish.” Tang Mingyue raised the swollen finger that was bitten by the centipede. “Moreover, this catfish you bought is very slippery. How to kill if you can’t grasp it?”

“Very simple, I teach you, there are three ways to kill catfish.”

Xiao Zifeng shows it with his fingers, “The first way is to kill him is you pinch its cheeks left hand, put the index finger and thumb of your right hand into its cheek, and then pull it hard. At the same time, breaks its head and its nerves with your left hand. When it can’t move, you can do whatever you want.”

“The second method is to boil a pot of boiling water, put it in the boiling water and directly heat it to death, and then continue the first method to kill.”

“The third method is to kill it half death. Put it in a thick plastic bag, then beat it hard on the chopping board or throw it on the ground. Throw the whole body until it trambles and half-dead, and then kill it using the first method.

As he said, he stood up and demonstrated the movement, and the action seemed to be very skillful.

Tang Mingyue swallowed as she looked at him. Although killing fish is like that, why did she feel terrible when he described it? “Well, I think it’s better to raise it first.”

Xiao Zifeng nodded, “Well, that’s okay. Let raise it first then.”

After that, Tang Mingyue put the ingredients in the refrigerator, took the catfish to the kitchen, and raised it in a basin. Then she went back to the bedroom to continue designing.

…

After a long time, while Tang Mingyue was working on the design, she suddenly heard the sound of “bang, bang, bang” on the first floor.

Damn it! Does he want to demolish the house?

She quickly ran downstairs to see what happened.

She saw Xiao Zifeng was holding an electric mosquito swatter and patted mosquitoes on the first floor. The ground was full of cups, paper towels, fruits, knives, bottles, and other items, which seems to be fell due to the Xiao Zifeng action of beating the mosquito swatter on the ground.

With a “bang”, a water glass was hit to the ground with the electric mosquito swatter.

Tang Mingyue immediately gets really angry, “Xiao Zifeng, what are you doing? Do you want to demolish the house?”

Xiao Zifeng stretched out his fingers and made a “shh” motion, then his eyes rolled a few times, and he swings the electric mosquito swatter around him.

With another “bang”, an apple fell to the ground, bounced a few times, and rolled towards the bottom of the table. The electric mosquito swatter then makes a “cracking” sound, following by an electric spark and a whiff of white smoke because the mosquitoes being electric by the electric mosquito swatter. There was also a pungent smell of roasted mosquitoes lingering around.

Xiao Zifeng looked at her happily, “Xiao Yue, does the sound of this electric mosquito swatter sound good? Does it look like a firework?”

Tang Mingyue finally couldn’t bear it and immediately stepped forward to give him a beating, “I like it my ass, bastard! What are you doing? Look at the ground, do you know that we are so poor now!  Why do you ruining things like this? I think you are really full of yourself, really need a beating, bastard …”

This man is really! He does not want to do anything but can be so active when destroying things but doesn’t even wrinkle his brows. He really deserves to be hit.

Xiao Zifeng raised his hand to block Tang Mingyue’s attacks, “Xiao Yue, don’t beat me, stop, don’t beat me, I’m killing pests…”

“Kill my ass! I want to kill you now. You don’t have to destroy things like this if you want to kill the mosquito. Look at what have you done here.” Tang Mingyue stretched out her finger and pointed to the things on the ground.

Xiao Zifeng didn’t seem to be care about it, “It’s okay. These things have little value. It’s still important to kill mosquitoes. If you get sick because of a mosquito bite, it will be terrible.”

“Have little value? Do you still think you are a CEO with a net worth of one hundred million? You are already bankrupt, and right now, you are only a little better than a beggar. You don’t have to eat dirt and waste. You don’t want to live anymore?”

Xiao Zifeng raised his finger again and made a “shh” motion, “There are mosquitoes over there.”

After speaking, he was going to beat the mosquitoes in the direction he said.

“Right there my ass!” Tang Mingyue snatched the electric mosquito swatter from his hand, then pointed to the sofa and shouted, “Sit on the sofa for me right away, don’t move!”

“Xiao Yue, there are mosquitoes over there.”

“Right there my ass!” Tang Mingyue slapped him with the electric mosquito swatter and gritted her teeth while saying: “Do you believe it or not that I beat you like a mosquito?”

“Xiao Yue, I am not a mosquito. The mosquito is over there.”

“Shut up! Hurry up and sit down on the sofa, don’t move! If you move, I’ll beat you again.”

Looking at the mosquitoes that strut around, Xiao Zifeng reluctantly sat down.

Watching him sit down obediently, Tang Mingyue drops the subject while holding the electric mosquito swatter in one hand. She tidies the things on the ground.

Living with this kind of person break people mind.

Tang Mingyue put down the electric mosquito swatter after finishing everything and went to close the doors and windows.

Now that the weather is humid, the insects such as mosquitoes can easily get in. It will be much better if the doors and windows are closed and just open the door from time to time to ventilate.

As soon as she closed the doors and windows, she turned around and saw someone picking up the electric mosquito swatter again, as if that person was going to beat the mosquito.

“Xiao Zifeng put it down!” She yelled and grab the mosquito swatter from his hand. “What do you want to do? Believe it or not, I will beat you to death.”

“Xiao Yue, there are mosquitoes.”

“Shut up! Sit down! Don’t move!”

Xiao Zifeng had to sit back on the sofa obediently again.

Tang Mingyue took the electric mosquito swatter and began to kill the mosquitoes.

Xiao Zifeng pointed with interest, “Xiaoyue, over there, that’s great, beat it to death, there is one more over there…”

After a while, there was almost no sign of mosquitoes in the house.

Tang Mingyue disassembled the bottles of electric mosquito-repellent incense liquid on the small table and plugged them into the living room. “This is only a temporary solution but not a permanent solution. I will go out tomorrow and buy some mosquito screen windows to prevent the mosquitoes from getting inside the house.”

Xiao Zifeng nodded, “Well, I will listen to Xiao Yue.”

Tang Mingyue took the electric mosquito swatter to her bedroom and then went to the kitchen to wash her hands.

Suddenly, she yelled, “Ah.”

Xiao Zifeng quickly stood up and ran to the kitchen, “Wife, what happened? Wife, how are you…”

T/N

This chapter is the last chapter I will be posting for this year. I will continue to post a new chapter next year after 13/1/2021.